Silver Lined Diary

I dont understand when in horror movies…

governmenthookerbaby:

The girl is like…


And the killer is like…


and the scene ends like…

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Home Alone

In the Daytime:

At Night:

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when you see your ex with someone who isn’t even half as cute as you.

nickiyuuup:

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Looking at your textbooks thinking

“What a waste of a tree”

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“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”

There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.

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so theres a lion and a cheetah racing…the cheetah wins and the lion says “hey you cheetah!” then cheetah says “stop lion!”

brittany-carel:

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When someone is so attractive it hurts

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When I’m in class and I find out someone has food

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When your bestfriend misses a day of school and the next day you’re all like,

PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME AGAIN.

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When I laugh at something on Tumblr …

vib392:

I’m over here like

And my mom looks at me like

So then I laugh harder like

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Studying with friends…

ipretendtobefine:

Expectations :

Reality :

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When you’re running and you ACCIDENTALLY hit your PINKY TOE on a piece of FURNITURE

At First you’re like:

And then you’re like:

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When your bestfriend is making a presentation at school:

theofficalshawde:

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When you were line leader in elementary school.

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